Xuckstragjin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient armadillo.

Xuckstragjin created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckstragjin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckstragjin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Xuckstragjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xuckstragjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Xuckstragjin loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.