Sabcudkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Sabcudkom created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcudkom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabcudkom, it will turn you into a tree.

Sabcudkom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sabcudkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sabcudkom on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabcudkom.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.