Titsawgenflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless deer.

Titsawgenflan created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titsawgenflan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Titsawgenflan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Titsawgenflan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Titsawgenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titsawgenflan.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.