Xuchintar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited gerbil.

Xuchintar created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchintar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuchintar, he will turn you into a duck.

Xuchintar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xuchintar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. You must never eat grapes.