Wegkanfut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Wegkanfut created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegkanfut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegkanfut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wegkanfut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wegkanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Wegkanfut on top of important buildings.

2. Wegkanfut loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.