Sterhakkim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sterhakkim created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhakkim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterhakkim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sterhakkim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sterhakkim's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.