Lagsadyar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wyrm.

Lagsadyar created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagsadyar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lagsadyar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lagsadyar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lagsadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill sharks.