Jipgemyam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty wyvern.

Jipgemyam created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Jipgemyam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jipgemyam, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jipgemyam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jipgemyam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.