Cuttunnab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying shrew.

Cuttunnab created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttunnab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cuttunnab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cuttunnab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cuttunnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing yellow trousers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.
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