Nabbemsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful porpoise.

Nabbemsak created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbemsak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabbemsak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabbemsak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nabbemsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always obey Nabbemsak's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabbemsak.