Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic crocodile.

Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif, it will not invite you to parties.

Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif's Holy Commandments

1. Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always help goats.

4. Worship no other gods but Kinlarnlegvedbopmigjopbif.

5. Never pour water over plants.