Bentomcim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm crane.

Bentomcim created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bentomcim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bentomcim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bentomcim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bentomcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Never record signs.