Bamcadhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous crane.

Bamcadhan created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamcadhan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamcadhan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bamcadhan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bamcadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. You must love Bamcadhan.

5. Do not commit murder.