Davfatvon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying wyvern.

Davfatvon created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Davfatvon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Davfatvon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Davfatvon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Davfatvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Worship no other gods but Davfatvon.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Davfatvon's name in vain.