Ladfedzim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident goblin.

Ladfedzim created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfedzim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladfedzim, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ladfedzim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ladfedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing mauve trousers.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not covet oxen.