Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever coyote.

Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flisrigsog Jenmidxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.