Wegguntontar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy newt.

Wegguntontar created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegguntontar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegguntontar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wegguntontar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wegguntontar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Wegguntontar on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.