Hungidjip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident salamander.

Hungidjip created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hungidjip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hungidjip, he will strike you with lightening.

Hungidjip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hungidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.