Bumnansand is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful otter.

Bumnansand created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumnansand, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bumnansand, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bumnansand's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bumnansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bumnansand in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat lentils.