Flowdagdin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage jackal.

Flowdagdin created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdagdin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flowdagdin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flowdagdin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flowdagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Flowdagdin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick eagles.