Cenyarlegvid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced squirrel.

Cenyarlegvid created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Cenyarlegvid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cenyarlegvid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenyarlegvid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cenyarlegvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cenyarlegvid.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenyarlegvid.