Xenlatrill is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful elephant.

Xenlatrill created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Xenlatrill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xenlatrill, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xenlatrill's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Xenlatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenlatrill.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.