Gebbemved is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest fly.

Gebbemved created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbemved, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebbemved, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gebbemved's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gebbemved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.