Ripnarlhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable snake.

Ripnarlhim created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnarlhim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripnarlhim, it will think nothing of it.

Ripnarlhim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ripnarlhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Ripnarlhim.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Ripnarlhim on top of important buildings.