Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing gnu.

Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bogingdub Homjonlikpid Flowcedveen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never remain standing at midnight.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.