Nabcatbodtailsisnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient jellyfish.

Nabcatbodtailsisnurt created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcatbodtailsisnurt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabcatbodtailsisnurt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nabcatbodtailsisnurt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nabcatbodtailsisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing white jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.