Cepcitren is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring warg.

Cepcitren created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Cepcitren, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cepcitren, it will turn you into a rat.

Cepcitren's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cepcitren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never paint your neck blue.