Megkonfas is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable finch.

Megkonfas created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Megkonfas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megkonfas, she will turn you into a rat.

Megkonfas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Megkonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megkonfas.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing blue coats.