Zaglagyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Zaglagyarl created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaglagyarl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zaglagyarl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zaglagyarl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zaglagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.