Flanbinnil is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering skunk.

Flanbinnil created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanbinnil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flanbinnil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flanbinnil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flanbinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not sprint in public.