Nadkapdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered capybara.

Nadkapdoss created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkapdoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadkapdoss, she will turn you into a snail.

Nadkapdoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nadkapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to grasshopers while wearing gray trousers.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to swans while wearing pink ear rings.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.