Rawnuttgom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, wise penguin.

Rawnuttgom created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawnuttgom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawnuttgom, he will turn you into a frog.

Rawnuttgom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rawnuttgom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.