Hivtargtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind mongoose.

Hivtargtom created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivtargtom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivtargtom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hivtargtom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hivtargtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Hivtargtom loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivtargtom.