Nadbidgon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating owl.

Nadbidgon created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbidgon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadbidgon, he will not care.

Nadbidgon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nadbidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Nadbidgon on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.