Cenomin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous scorpion.

Cenomin created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenomin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenomin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cenomin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cenomin.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.