Disszastjip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing butterfly.

Disszastjip created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Disszastjip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Disszastjip, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Disszastjip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Disszastjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Worship no other gods but Disszastjip.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disszastjip.