Yiklunmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever mongoose.

Yiklunmis created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklunmis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yiklunmis, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yiklunmis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yiklunmis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing blue scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yiklunmis on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.