Camgunnab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless hydra.

Camgunnab created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camgunnab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camgunnab, he will think nothing of it.

Camgunnab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Camgunnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Camgunnab.