Gengovonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional turtle.

Gengovonk created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Gengovonk, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gengovonk, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gengovonk's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gengovonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.