Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless mink.

Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim, it will send you a sign.

Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Yarllistwit Rillibcip Liklinkim on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if five manatees approach from the west.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never write about chromosomes.