Omtlagwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak butterfly.

Omtlagwip created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtlagwip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omtlagwip, she will not invite you to parties.

Omtlagwip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Omtlagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near snakes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Run away from magenta rats, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick whales.