Omtlagwip is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, weak
butterfly.
Omtlagwip created the planet Mars seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Omtlagwip, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Omtlagwip, she will not invite you to parties.
Omtlagwip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Omtlagwip's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near snakes.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
3. Do not dye your hair pink.
4. Run away from magenta rats, for they are unholy.
5. Always help sick whales.