Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive hedgehog.

Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid on top of all buildings.