Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, impressive
hedgehog.
Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
2. You must never eat peas.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kopbodstikfumrapcepvid on top of all buildings.