Honbambass is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent lizard.

Honbambass created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbambass, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honbambass, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Honbambass' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Honbambass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing seven titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.