Camgempan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Camgempan created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Camgempan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Camgempan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Camgempan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Camgempan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camgempan.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.