Zigripmil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable mole.

Zigripmil created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Zigripmil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigripmil, he will make you grow a tail.

Zigripmil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zigripmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Zigripmil loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Zigripmil loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zigripmil.