Bestgebmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate finch.

Bestgebmid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgebmid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestgebmid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bestgebmid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bestgebmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing tights.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.