Pinrilyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong
cobra.
Pinrilyarl created the planet Mars three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinrilyarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Pinrilyarl, it will torture you forever.
Pinrilyarl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Pinrilyarl's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pinrilyarl on top of all buildings.
2. Hide from mauve dogs for they are unholy.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinrilyarl.
4. Never think ill of sick snails.
5. Always look after injured nematodes.