Kopingbet is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective skunk.

Kopingbet created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kopingbet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kopingbet, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kopingbet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kopingbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing indigo hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

3. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.