Dudbellyik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish guinea pig.

Dudbellyik created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbellyik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudbellyik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dudbellyik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dudbellyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dudbellyik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.