Konmegrutt is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise
otter.
Konmegrutt created humanity eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konmegrutt, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Konmegrutt, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Konmegrutt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Konmegrutt's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five hamsters approach from the south.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never write about dark energy.
4. Feed all hungry squirrels.
5. Put Konmegrutt first in all things.