Bossflywik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful camel.

Bossflywik created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossflywik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossflywik, she will make you grow a tail.

Bossflywik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bossflywik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if three snails approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bossflywik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Bossflywik's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.